She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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