it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
