So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
honey bunches of taint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i've created a new STD.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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