I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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