Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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