He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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