It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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