question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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