I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
handjob tips. give me some.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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