he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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