it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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