two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm like, not good at living.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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