I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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