Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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