I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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