Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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