Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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