I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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