idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
there was a trapeze. enough said
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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