For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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