have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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