Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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