At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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