Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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