well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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