spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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