You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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