i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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