Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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