I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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