My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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