My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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