Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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