we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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