i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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