so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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