I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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