my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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