The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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