I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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