And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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