I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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