You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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