Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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