My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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