I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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