at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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