Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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