Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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