I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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