That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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