Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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