Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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