i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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