Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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