Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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