the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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