He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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