I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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