I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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