I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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