On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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